2021
Let us ride to Camelot! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
1How it all started
You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? The nose? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Bring her forward! I am your king. A newt? Did you dress her up like this?
I am your king. A newt?
Where I am now
I am your king. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!
Experience
2020
Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, I didn't vote for you. And the hat. She's a witch! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Look, my liege! Bloody Peasant! Bring her forward! Who's that then?
22019
Where'd you get the coconuts? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Why do you think that she is a witch? A newt? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
32018
Let us ride to Camelot! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
42017
Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, I didn't vote for you. And the hat. She's a witch! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Look, my liege! Bloody Peasant! Bring her forward! Who's that then?
52016
Where'd you get the coconuts? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Why do you think that she is a witch? A newt? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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